$UICIDEBOY$ - I No Longer Fear the Razor Guarding My Heel (2015)

I looked it up, and I cannot find any form of shoe that comes packaged with a razor. I have no idea what the title is supposed to mean. The closest thing I can find is a pair of Razor Jetts which look a lot like Heelies for adults, but somehow even more embarrassing.

You wanna know something fucked up? Today, an internet friend and I watched a porn video of a well-known camgirl fucking a fan. No, not a fan of her work, but an electrical fan that fucking blows air in your face. She was licking it, fucking it, everything. It was at that moment that I wished I had an actual razor in -my- shoes so I could reach down, grab it, and slit my fucking throat, and NO I didn't fucking cum to it.. I came like ten minutes before I watched that video. What do you think, I'm some kind of fucking superhero? Anyhow, on this EP, $crim and Ruby da Cherry embrace the dreamier nature of some of their songs and experiment with a much more depressing vibe than before, which is pretty fucking heavily implied by the names of the songs on here, which serve as shit you'd put as your MSN status message in 2008: "My Flaws Burn Through My Skin Like Demonic Flames from Hell", "My Scars Are Like Evidence Being Mailed to the Judge", and "I Will Celebrate for Stepping on Broken Glass and Slipping on Stomach Soaked Floors".. Wow! It's just like I'm back in 2008, parents still together and all! Wow, mom, you need to get the FUCK outta this marriage!! Anyway, I don't really fuck with this too much. It's not bad, it's just -okay- and I guess that's good? Maybe..?

6/10
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