Jay Rock - Coming Soon 2 a Hood Near You (2009)
I feel like sequels to things rarely work, but when they work, they fuckin' -work-, you know? "The Godfather II"? Yeah, pretty good! "The Godfather III" Er.. Not that great! Fuck! No, what I want is a part four that explores the Corleone family getting #BLOWN #THE #FUCK #OUT by the Wu-Tang Clan in an epic power-struggle to take over New York. Can you imagine that shit?! And then at the end.. THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES COME IN AND DISEMBOWEL EVERYONE!! Ah, well, while we're on the topic of sequels.. Wowee zowee, grandpa! This mixtape serves as a sequel to "Coming Soon to a Hood Near You" except with a motherfucking 2 instead of "to" in the title, but it has a lot of the same songs, and none of the new ones particularly grabbed me that much. What the fuck?! Who the fucking fuck ordered this to be bestowed upon my existence?! Was it the charlatans?!
6/10
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