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Hatebeak / Caninus - Bird Seeds of Vengeance / Wolfpig (2005)

Hatebeak, Bird Seeds of Vengeance, Feral Parrot, Bird Bites Dog Cries, Mark Sloan, Blake Harrison, Waldo the Parrot, Triac
Caninus, Wolfpig, Most Precious Blood, God Eat God World, Abbra Cadaver, dog metal band, grindcore, novelty album
Even though they're considered separate albums, they were released together as a split EP so I guess that's how they should be reviewed.. Yeah?
Hatebeak, Bird Seeds of Vengeance, Feral Parrot, Bird Bites Dog Cries, Mark Sloan, Blake Harrison, Waldo the Parrot, Triac

Caninus, Wolfpig, Most Precious Blood, God Eat God World, Abbra Cadaver, dog metal band, grindcore, novelty album

One band (Hatebeak) has a parrot on vocals, the other band (Caninus) has some pitbulls on vocals, both bands have shitty sounding grindcore bands playing the music behind them for whatever reason, maybe they were just bored on lazy Sunday afternoon, who knows? All I know is that this shit is kinda funny to give to someone as a gag gift but other than that, why the fuck would you listen to this? If you listen to Hatebeak, you'll be afraid of parrots for the rest of your life, and if you listen to Caninus, you'll get your dogs losing their shit and barking like Goddamn madmen, and if that's what you want, my mom wrote a better song years ago: "The dog went crazy and the cat went wild.. The cat got angry and the dog just smiled." hot DAMN those are some fuckin' GREAT bars!!

 4/10
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