Caninus - Now the Animals Have a Voice (2004)
I've owned probably literally over 20, maybe even over 30 dogs in my entire life (of course not all at one time, you fucking neanderthal) and I loved all of them with my entire being, except for this one shitty poodle, but that's neither here nor there, and while I loved them, none of them ever served as a vocalist for a deathgrind band, so fuck 'em. That being said, this is a deathgrind band that has two pitbull terriers as vocalists, and yeah. As you can surely expect, the music ain't great and the joke wears off pretty quickly before the short (11 minutes!!) running time is over. There are a few kinda catchy bits but that doesn't blind you from the fact that you're listening to a fucking novelty album with dogs on vocals. Funny concept, and the instrumentals sound like they had just a tiny bit of actual thought put into them, but it sucks, dude. It sucks a fucking red rocket.
4/10
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