Jay Rock - Gudda Muzik (2009)
GUDDA GUDDA GUDDA GAMELEEEONNNN YOU ROB AND GOOO YOU ROOB AND GOOOOO
There are two things in the world that are distinctively overrated: Most of TDE's discography, and cumming while standing. Would you believe me if I told you that I was jerking off in my chair today, took my erect dick into the bathroom, and jerked off while standing up, depositing my kids in the bathtub? Yeah, never experienced that vital human experience while standing up before, and it was okay, which, coincidentally, is how I feel about this mixtape. It doesn't really accomplish anything other than making you excited for the almost six minute long "How to Rob 2009", Jay Rock's take on the original 50 Cent classic, and then after that track is over, you're left thinking "why doesn't Jay Rock rap like that ALL of the time?" because.. What the fuck. This is just okay, kinda disposable, but decent, I guess.
5/10
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There are two things in the world that are distinctively overrated: Most of TDE's discography, and cumming while standing. Would you believe me if I told you that I was jerking off in my chair today, took my erect dick into the bathroom, and jerked off while standing up, depositing my kids in the bathtub? Yeah, never experienced that vital human experience while standing up before, and it was okay, which, coincidentally, is how I feel about this mixtape. It doesn't really accomplish anything other than making you excited for the almost six minute long "How to Rob 2009", Jay Rock's take on the original 50 Cent classic, and then after that track is over, you're left thinking "why doesn't Jay Rock rap like that ALL of the time?" because.. What the fuck. This is just okay, kinda disposable, but decent, I guess.
5/10
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Feel free to check out this mixtape for FREE on DatPiff!