Cattle Decapitation - ¡Decapitacion! (2000)
Have you ever wondered what it sounds like when a vocalist you can't understand screams words you can't understand in a language you can't understand?! Well sit your ass down, call up a Mexican friend of yours (doesn't even matter if they understand the language at all!) and crack open a beer with tomato juice in it, because if you have that oddly specific request, you're sure as shit going to find it here.
The question raised by this EP is "It isn't even two and a half minutes long.. And it's just Spanish versions of songs from Homovore! What the FUBOODGE?!" but the answer is simply "I guess they did it just to say they did" because this ain't your padre's mariachi music... This is some shit to let bang in the whip while you're drinking Four Loko with cholos in a lowrider, yelling at women to call you "Papi Chulo". I don't know if you're waiting for an additional joke because I can't really think of anything except my impending death.
Wait wait WAIT I think I might have a good ending sentence!
Leave this on overnight while you're asleep and you'll be fluent in Spanish the very next morning, guaranteed. If not, you were probably too much of a gringo to be saved anyway.
How's THAT for an ending sente- SHIT!!!
6/10
