Misfits - Psycho in the Wax Museum (2006)
Jerry Only has a fetish for digging up old, unreleased material, possibly so he doesn't have to write any new songs, and thus he managed to dig up these two tunes from the Michale Graves-era, but they're instrumental, totally removing a huge part of why you listen to the Misfits in general: Catchy vocal melodies that charm the pants off of any "Halloween is my favorite holiday" mate that you wish, and if you combine that with your "Nightmare Before Christmas" socks, they might even marry you! I can't really hate, though, I have a "Nightmare Before Christmas" coffee mug and I don't even drink coffee. Such is life.
It's only got two songs on it, and they both sound like they could've been at the very least some pretty okay songs if they just had vocals over them, but here's the thing: They're pretty boring on their own, just mindless heavy metal chugging for a good portion of them, and I know Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein was never the best guitarist, but damn. Apparently they were leftovers from the "American Psycho" session which make me wonder why they didn't choose to use these anywhere, even on "Famous Monsters". Come on, they could've EASILY swapped "Fiend Club" and "Die Monster Die" with the- Hold that thought, I wish they could've taken off "Fiend Club" twice somehow because fuck that song. Seriously.
I went to look for this on Amazon and all I could find was a dumbass shirt for your dog to wear. If that's your thing, go for it, but if you've lost your virginity, you may want to save your money for cool adult things like cars, methamphetamine, and houses. You know, real grown-up shit.
5/10 ________________________________________________________
Feel free to check out the stupid fucking dog-shirt/buy said dog-shirt using my Amazon Associate link!
