$UICIDEBOY$ x RVMIRXZ - G.R.E.Y.G.O.D.S. (2015)

People get so upset when you bring up the mere possibility of God being a gay man and I don't know why. It's like they really want Him to be heterosexual, when in concept, God should be a non-sexual being. Truth is, I think anyone arguing about what God is or isn't is a dumbass because we have absolutely no idea about what God is, especially when half of the population believes that He doesn't exist. It's really ridiculous when you think about it.

I was playing "Assassin's Creed: Revelations" earlier and holy fuck that horse-carriage thing towards the beginning through me for a loop. So far I'm only a few hours in, but it seems to be falling a bit into a hole that modern games have, which is to say that they keep on trying to throw new shit at you that really doesn't fucking matter in the name of "variety" when you didn't buy the game to play through horseshit attempts at it, you bought a fucking game based off of previous history with it and acknowledgement of its gameplay. You don't buy an "Assassin's Creed" game to fuck around in stupid minigames of soldier placement strategy games, or even fuck around in a carriage carried by horses. They try to give you so much without focusing on what the consumer actually wants, and you can see that in games like "Grand Theft Auto V" when they cram in shit like golfing when we all fucking know that no one's ever played that for more than five minutes. Fucking get over yourself if you think I want to play a game for anything other than what I was under the assumption it was.

Oh, I was writing a review of this mixtape, wasn't I? Gotta find a way to tie that into this.. Er.. Ah, yeah, $UICIDEBOY$ came to the revelation that they can do collaboration tapes with people that aren't Black Smurf and dropped this mixtape with Ramirez who honestly might as well be the third member of the crew with how much he talks about similar shit in his solo work. They bounce off of each other pretty well, the beats are as good as they always are, but when I listen to this tape, I never really hear anything -great-, just shit that's consistently good and distinctively grey sounding, even if the album cover wasn't there to provide the visual. "Sarcophagus" is probably my favorite out of all of them, but none of them are bad at all. Definitely wouldn't mind hearing some more shit with this ol' Ramirez fellow, y'know? He sounds like he sends gore to his friends on Discord to gross them out. You may be saying "they all do" but I like to think that $crim would constantly send you SoundCloud links, and Ruby da Cherry would send you links to weird insect mating videos. Let me believe. I want to believe.

7/10
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