$UICIDEBOY$ x Black Smurf - Black $uicide Side B: $uicide Hustle (2015)

The mixtape cover kinda looks like where you'd get your first handjob when you were 15 or so. No, not blowjob, unless the girl has absolutely no respect for herself whatsoever. Most of y'all got your first blowjobs in the backseat of a car while her parents were driving. As a wise man once said, "There ain't nothing like looking at the back of your girlfriend's father's head while your dick explores the back of his daughter's."

Last night, I had a dream that I went to see blink-182 live, performing the entirety of "Dude Ranch" live with DMX because why the fuck not, and they were up on stage and they were all "we can only play these songs in 160kbps, sorry guys!!" and I was MAD, motherfucker. If I felt the need to get #BLUNTED #THE #FUCK #OUT and take it out on my neighbor's house with an automatic, this mixtape would be pretty fuckin' chill to listen to while I'm ruining their lives. "Chilly Gentilly" has such a fucking smooth hook provided by Ruby da Cherry, "It's About a 6 Hour Drive" has a great beat, and the whole thing in general makes me want to do illegal narcotics and throw my life away like how Max Cavelera decided to throw away any and all musical credibility with Soulfly's "Jumpdafuckup" back in 2001. Black Smurf works excellently with the boys this time around and really adds a lot to their sound when it comes to that grimy ghetto shit. Let this shit blare in your car's stereo.

7/10
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