Kitty Pryde - Haha, I'm Sorry (2012)
Aaaand we're back!! Kitty Pryde ain't goin' down on anything that isn't Danny Brown just yet!! SHE'S BACK TO DROP ANOTHA CLA$$IC ON UR A$$!! Just listen to the intro track "Okay Cupid" and say to yourself "IT'S LIKE THE ONLINE DATING SERVICE" and hype yourself up enough to catfish girls to fill some empty void inside of yourself! This shit is so silly! DAMN!!
AND WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE HEARD IT ALL AND ARE READY TO END YOUR LIFE, THE SECOND TRACK KICKS IN WITH RiFF RAFF! RiFF RAFF's verse on "Orion's Belt" is probably literally the best fucking verse of all fucking time and is only rivaled by Kitty Pryde's verse about being the rap game Taylor Swift with a .45 on her hip. THIS SONG IS AWESOME! And you know what?! THAT ENTIRE SONG ROCKS MY FUCKIN' ASS.
Find Kendrick Lamar at a national convention for dumb people and tell him "BUZZ OFF, BOZO!!" because this is some hardcore shit!! Kitty Pryde is a true MC in every sense of the acronym and Nas can eat my ass! Even if you don't like her, probably because you're a fuckin' moron and can't grasp the knowledge of what's being said, you gotta admit that at least she isn't a SHITTY BRIDE! My brother got fucked over by his ex-wife so I hope the air in the bags of any Doritos she purchases comes straight out of an elephant's asshole. A STUPID elephant's asshole.
Also I didn't really like many of the songs on here but it's still the best EP EVER!!
6/10
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Feel free to stream this album for FREE or buy it from Kitty Pryde's Bandcamp!
