All Pigs Must Die - God is War (2011)

EDGY AS HELL and also DUMB AS SHIT. If the name of the album is "God is War" then why have a picture of Jesus Christ on the front? What?

Apparently they accidentally left some pigs behind and are back for more before Pig Destroyer can get a hold of them! A rehashed version of an old stupid joke I made, you say? Well FUGG U :DDDD

So I decided to try to be hip with the crust punk kids outside of my local liquor store again, even though the few I've met smelled like a mixture of cigarettes and gasoline, and I still just cannot do it, despite seeing the appeal and spinning the album a few times. If you interchanged any of the tracks off of this album with the EP I had previously reviewed, I would've been none-the-wiser concerning it! It's another case of "sounds like it'd be a lot of fun live, but I'm bored listening to it" because it sounds angry as shit, which is something I like, but it almost sounds like unfocused anger, just blindly swinging at everything but still failing to hit the right spot, with more of a focus (even though I just said it sounded unfocused, because I'm a dumbass) on being noisy as shit instead.

Someone buy me a ticket to one of their shows or something so I can experience a proper steel-toed boot to the face like the music sounds like it's wishing upon me (in a good way), because either this band ain't that great, or I'm missing something entirely that I wish I could get into.

6/10
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