Welcome, welcome, and all of that avant post-funk dreampop jazz.

Here at Curbstomp Chronicles, we* will cover music reviews on a weekly basis in order to procrastinate becoming an adult and doing fancy adult things, such as maintaining a social life and kissing girls. Join us** on this wild ride through analyzing media where someone's hard work that consists of blood, sweat and tears for months/years on-end can be effortlessly reduced to a number from 1 to 10.

*I am so egotistical by nature that if you think of the top five egotistical people you know, I'm probably three of them

**I don't get what you're looking for in this sentence that wasn't explained by the previous, but hey! How you doin'?